Container for Drinking

Gerrit Clemence

Granny was on a mission. She craved a piece of glassware for her grandson, an amazing drinking device with a vintage logo on the side. As she sipped from the glass she realized her method of attack. The young Austrian server looked into her eyes realizing that she was formulating a plan. Granny was about to unleash a blitzkrieg of confusion on the server. First, she had to confirm that this young man was not proficient in his use of the queen of languages.

Her first strike was dealt with extreme precision. The young Austrian stumbled backward in confusion, realizing he was now in a duel. Her second strike was wildly bold. Granny held the glass into the light, observing its majesty in the evening sun. As she did this she waved the drinking device before the young man’s eyes like a mystical wand. Granny then inquired as to whether or not the young server would allow her to plunder this beautiful treasure from his storehouse of riches. The young server, unaware of the language he was wielding, tried his hardest to make it clear that the theft of his riches would not be tolerated. Granny continued to wave the magical cup in the air and began nodding her head, sending the Austrian into a trance. He slowly began to agree to her demands without any knowledge of the events that were happening around him. Granny slid the immaculate drinking device into her purse. She was victorious.